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It's probably too obvious to be worth mentioning, since I do write for part of my living, but I love words.
The thing is that it's not just the words themselves — like how "unite" and "untie" have the same letters but the opposite meaning (what are the odds?). Or how one letter can have all the meaning in the world — compare public health to pubic health. Or the grammar of how your panda "eats shots and leaves" or it "eats, shoots, and leaves."
It's also the visual possibilities of words. Think about the phrase "I will always be behind you" written in beautiful, blue, flowing script letters with flowers in the background, like a card from your mom. Now write it in ragged, deep red letters with a suspiciously dripping knife in the background. That right there spells scary stalker of death. Move. Don't leave a forwarding address.
Sometimes, though, all you need is the right line breaks and, as a plus, sketchy English-as-a-second-language writing skills. I received an average SPAM letter in my email and made this awesome poetry out of it different with line breaks:
Hello guy!
My name is Olesya. I hope
my letter will find you in good mood.
I have decided to write to you and
maybe you will answer.
Once upon a time,
the loneliness has come into my home
and since then does not want to
let me off.
The loneliness establishes own
laws of life
and life filles with sadness
and disappointment.
I freeze from loneliness.
Every evening I look
at a sundown
and I try to absorb all warmth of day, up to last drop.
I am looking for a partner in life
to share
simple pleasures
and together
take off
from the soul the weariness and
sadness
given birth by loneliness.
I am
looking for a man to become friends
first of all
and to go
together along the road of life,
to have common joy,
together enjoy autumn magnificence,
together build the future.
I do not know
if
it is really possible to find it in such a way.
But I know that
many people not been able to find
happiness in the usual life,
have found happiness
in this way. I am happy where I now,
and my life is a good life,
but happiness has no sense
if you cannot share it with person
dear to you.
I could not find here
a man who will make me blossom
like flower.
That is why I took this courageous
for me
step.
As speak, the journey of a thousand miles begins
with a
single
step.
To tell about itself briefly
is impossibly, therefore
I will not try to do it now.
I will wait for your letter
and if you are really serious in your search,
maybe we will find interest in
each other.
Please reply.
——
I am baited with breath waiting at [email protected].
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