Hi-Line Farm & Ranch December 2015: NWS: Better living through weather security

Homeland Security has upped threat level assessments of the terrorist organization El Niño — based on data from the security division of National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration and intel from their weather operatives in the eastern region of the Pacific Ocean.

Unnamed sources at National Weather Security, a little-known, Homeland Security-funded arm of NOAA’s National Weather Service, have told Pamville News investigative reporters that the 2015-2016 winter will see more activity from El Niño. This event upswing is the largest seen for 18 years.

“The last strong one like we’re seeing n...